Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Stuck in a snow storm
Winter sort of depresses me, but I love snow storms for some reason. Haha. I live in a building so I don't have to shovel my driveway, sucks to those that have to, but I enjoyed shoveling as a kid. Was a good workout. Anyways, keep blogging bros. Comment so I know who is actually following me :P
Monday, January 31, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Ate a full 400g jar of NUTELLA
So yesterday I was doing grocery shopping for my family and saw a 400g of Nutella, I hesitated to grab it but I hadn't had chocolate in ages (not even on Christmas). Bought it, rushed home, opened it, ate half of it whilst orgasming. I ate the other half as well but an hour later, I regurgitated. ಠ_ಠ
DON'T OVERDOSE ON CHOCOLATE! |
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
The 48 Laws of Power
The 48 Laws of Power
by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers
Law 1
Never Outshine the Master
Law 2
Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies
Law 3
Conceal your Intentions
Law 4
Always Say Less than Necessary
Law 5
So Much Depends on Reputation – Guard it with your Life
Law 6
Court Attention at all Cost
Law 7
Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit
Law 8
Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary
Law 9
Win through your Actions, Never through Argument
Law 10
Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky
Law 11
Learn to Keep People Dependent on You
Law 12
Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm your Victim
Law 13
When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest,
Never to their Mercy or Gratitude
Law 14
Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy
Law 15
Crush your Enemy Totally
Law 16
Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor
Law 17
Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability
Law 18
Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself – Isolation is Dangerous
Law 19
Know Who You’re Dealing with – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person
Law 20
Do Not Commit to Anyone
Law 21
Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker – Seem Dumber than your Mark
Law 22
Use the Surrender Tactic: Transform Weakness into Power
Law 23
Concentrate Your Forces
Law 24
Play the Perfect Courtier
Law 25
Re-Create Yourself
Law 26
Keep Your Hands Clean
Law 27
Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following
Law 28
Enter Action with Boldness
Law 29
Plan All the Way to the End
Law 30
Make your Accomplishments Seem Effortless
Law 31
Control the Options: Get Others to Play with the Cards you Deal
Law 32
Play to People’s Fantasies
Law 33
Discover Each Man’s Thumbscrew
Law 34
Be Royal in your Own Fashion: Act like a King to be treated like one
Law 35
Master the Art of Timing
Law 36
Disdain Things you cannot have: Ignoring them is the best Revenge
Law 37
Create Compelling Spectacles
Law 38
Think as you like but Behave like others
Law 39
Stir up Waters to Catch Fish
Law 40
Despise the Free Lunch
Law 41
Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes
Law 42
Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep will Scatter
Law 43
Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others
Law 44
Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect
Law 45
Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform too much at Once
Law 46
Never appear too Perfect
Law 47
Do not go Past the Mark you Aimed for; In Victory, Learn when to Stop
Law 48
Assume Formlessness
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Kick A Jew Day?
"Apparently, there was an incident, or series of incidents, in which a number of students were involved in 'kick a Jew day,' in the Vestal school," said Michael Wright, chairman of community relations for the Jewish Federation of Broome County.
Some students are facing disciplinary action, one parent said.
The parent, Gordon Gardner, said he got a telephone call this week from Mike Rotondi, assistant principal at Vestal High, who told him 37 students, including his 14-year-old son, could face suspensions because of the event.
"Kick a Ginger Day" has now apparently morphed into 'kick a Jew day," officials said. In November 2009, "kick a Jew day" at Naples Middle School in Florida made national news.
Oh high school, how I miss you and your drama causing abilities
What are your thoughts on this story?
Saturday, January 22, 2011
How to be an Alpha Male
- Be confident, confront any fears that you have, eventually it wont be a fear anymore
- Get masculine, stronger, lift, smell good
- Be a leader, don't follow your friends around if they don't value you
- Know yourself, know what you want and go after it
- Don't do anything you don't want to do, do what you want
- Don't email or message girls back right away, make them come to you
- Be yourself, stand for what you think is right
- Have a good posture
- Make eye contact
- Shake hands properly
- Be proud of who you are, no one wants to listen to your sad story bro
- Control your emotions, even if you are emotional, don't show them
Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Top 3 Party/Club Colognes!
I know you brahs want to pull in girls but some of you are socially retarded (somewhat like me), so wearing a really good cologne will definitely break the ice. Girls notice this kinda shit a lot, either some random girl will comment on it and you can go from there or you can approach someone you've been eyeing, she might get interested.
Paco Rabanne 1 Million. This cologne is getting a lot of attention lately. My friend has this, so I bought a little tester to try it out. It is sort of similar to the YSL La Nuit De L'Homme, but I wouldn't rate this higher than YSL, although it lasts MUCH longer than the YSL. It has a woody/spicy scent to it, yet very sweet. Comes in a gold bar packaging, very unique. Aparently, there's another version of the packaging which is dipped in gold, worth $57,000. Ha !
Yves Saint Laurent Body Kouros. Very unique fragrance. Very cheap, not many people know about this for some reason. I've never seen this in any stores I've been to either, so no one's going to smell like you if you have it on. It has a different kind of smell, like a vanilla/cotton candy/honey scent. Lasts around 5 hours. Don't like the bottle, the bottom is weird, tips over quite a bit. But it does smell very good, females love it as well. $30
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
My favorite meal, Sludge!
Do you guys know what sludge is? I don't know who created this, but whoever that did is a genius.
Carbs: 18g
Fat: 19g
Calories: 438
There is a how-to video on making a Sludge (scroll down) but I use peanut butter instead of almond, love peanut butter! It's a lot better than just simply having an ice cream or cake.
- 2 Scoops of protein (I use chocolate)
- 2 tablespoons of peanut butter
- Throw all that in a bowl, mix it with water (VERY LITTLE WATER) make sure it isn't watery, needs to have good consistency
- Mix half a cup of blueberries in
- Put it in the freezer for 5-10 minutes
- Heavenly tasting meal (SRS)
Carbs: 18g
Fat: 19g
Calories: 438
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Fact: Females cheat on males more than males cheat on females
Both males and females find other people attractive while in a relationship, whether they're simply admiring them or thinking about them sexually.
I had a conversation with a female friend about how I knew a chick in high school and how that chick texted me about getting off to my pictures on facebook, she obviously wanted to bang me while being in a relationship, her excuse was that her relationship was edgy. Now my friend tells me, most of her friends from university have cheated on their boyfriends but never confronted their boyfriends about this. When a male cheats, he will most likely he will confess if he really likes her. Besides, girls go crazy if the guy cheats, she'll do everything in her power to make sure the current female he's banging is insulted.
Moral of this cool story, every girl is a whore until proven.
I had a conversation with a female friend about how I knew a chick in high school and how that chick texted me about getting off to my pictures on facebook, she obviously wanted to bang me while being in a relationship, her excuse was that her relationship was edgy. Now my friend tells me, most of her friends from university have cheated on their boyfriends but never confronted their boyfriends about this. When a male cheats, he will most likely he will confess if he really likes her. Besides, girls go crazy if the guy cheats, she'll do everything in her power to make sure the current female he's banging is insulted.
Moral of this cool story, every girl is a whore until proven.
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