Monday, January 31, 2011

Don't ask the internet to fix your red eye


Rest are here

Friday, January 28, 2011

Indian Robot LOL

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Ate a full 400g jar of NUTELLA

So yesterday I was doing grocery shopping for my family and saw a 400g of Nutella, I hesitated to grab it but I hadn't had chocolate in ages (not even on Christmas).  Bought it, rushed home, opened it, ate half of it whilst orgasming.  I ate the other half as well but an hour later, I regurgitated. ಠ_ಠ


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The 48 Laws of Power

The 48 Laws of Power

by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers
Law 1
Never Outshine the Master

Law 2
Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies

 Law 3
Conceal your Intentions

 Law 4
Always Say Less than Necessary

 Law 5
So Much Depends on Reputation – Guard it with your Life

 Law 6
Court Attention at all Cost

  Law 7
Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit

 Law 8
Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary

 Law 9
Win through your Actions, Never through Argument

 Law 10
Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky

Law 11
Learn to Keep People Dependent on You

 Law 12
Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm your Victim

 Law 13
When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest,
Never to their Mercy or Gratitude

 Law 14
Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy

 Law 15
Crush your Enemy Totally

 Law 16
Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor

 Law 17
Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability

 Law 18
Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself – Isolation is Dangerous

 Law 19
Know Who You’re Dealing with – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person

 Law 20
Do Not Commit to Anyone

 Law 21
Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker – Seem Dumber than your Mark

 Law 22
Use the Surrender Tactic: Transform Weakness into Power

 Law 23
Concentrate Your Forces

 Law 24
Play the Perfect Courtier

 Law 25
Re-Create Yourself

 Law 26
Keep Your Hands Clean

Law 27
Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following

 Law 28
Enter Action with Boldness

 Law 29
Plan All the Way to the End

 Law 30
Make your Accomplishments Seem Effortless

 Law 31
Control the Options: Get Others to Play with the Cards you Deal

 Law 32
Play to People’s Fantasies

 Law 33
Discover Each Man’s Thumbscrew

  Law 34
Be Royal in your Own Fashion:  Act like a King to be treated like one

 Law 35
Master the Art of Timing

 Law 36
Disdain Things you cannot have:  Ignoring them is the best Revenge

Law 37
Create Compelling Spectacles

Law 38
Think as you like but Behave like others

Law 39
Stir up Waters to Catch Fish

Law 40
Despise the Free Lunch

Law 41
Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes

Law 42
Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep will Scatter

Law 43
Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others

Law 44
Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect

Law 45
Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform too much at Once

Law 46
Never appear too Perfect

Law 47
Do not go Past the Mark you Aimed for; In Victory, Learn when to Stop

Law 48
Assume Formlessness

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Kick A Jew Day?

"Apparently, there was an incident, or series of incidents, in which a number of students were involved in 'kick a Jew day,' in the Vestal school," said Michael Wright, chairman of community relations for the Jewish Federation of Broome County.
Some students are facing disciplinary action, one parent said.
The parent, Gordon Gardner, said he got a telephone call this week from Mike Rotondi, assistant principal at Vestal High, who told him 37 students, including his 14-year-old son, could face suspensions because of the event.
"Kick a Ginger Day" has now apparently morphed into 'kick a Jew day," officials said. In November 2009, "kick a Jew day" at Naples Middle School in Florida made national news.
Oh high school, how I miss you and your drama causing abilities

What are your thoughts on this story?

Saturday, January 22, 2011

How to be an Alpha Male

  1. Be confident, confront any fears that you have, eventually it wont be a fear anymore
  2. Get masculine, stronger, lift, smell good
  3. Be a leader, don't follow your friends around if they don't value you
  4. Know yourself, know what you want and go after it
  5. Don't do anything you don't want to do, do what you want 
  6. Don't email or message girls back right away, make them come to you
  7. Be yourself, stand for what you think is right
  8. Have a good posture
  9. Make eye contact 
  10. Shake hands properly
  11. Be proud of who you are, no one wants to listen to your sad story bro
  12. Control your emotions, even if you are emotional, don't show them

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Top 3 Party/Club Colognes!

I know you brahs want to pull in girls but some of you are socially retarded (somewhat like me), so wearing a really good cologne will definitely break the ice.  Girls notice this kinda shit a lot, either some random girl will comment on it and you can go from there or you can approach someone you've been eyeing, she might get interested.

Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit De L'Homme.  My favorite cologne.  I wear this at night time, and seriously every girl comments on it, even some guys, no homo.  This is great for clubs as well, it has a sweet smell to it and lasts me at least 8-9 hours.  I swear this has some sort of chemical that makes women wanna jump on me.  A female friend of mine keeps asking what I wear so she can get it for her boyfriend, I told her if you want to bang, just say so shorday ;)

Paco Rabanne 1 Million.  This cologne is getting a lot of attention lately.  My friend has this, so I bought a little tester to try it out.  It is sort of similar to the YSL La Nuit De L'Homme, but I wouldn't rate this higher than YSL, although it lasts MUCH longer than the YSL.  It has a woody/spicy scent to it, yet very sweet.  Comes in a gold bar packaging, very unique.  Aparently, there's another version of the packaging which is dipped in gold, worth $57,000.  Ha !  

Yves Saint Laurent Body Kouros.  Very unique fragrance.  Very cheap, not many people know about this for some reason.  I've never seen this in any stores I've been to either, so no one's going to smell like you if you have it on.  It has a different kind of smell, like a vanilla/cotton candy/honey scent.  Lasts around 5 hours.  Don't like the bottle, the bottom is weird, tips over quite a bit.  But it does smell very good, females love it as well.  $30 

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My favorite meal, Sludge!

Do you guys know what  sludge is?  I don't know who created this, but whoever that did is a genius.

There is a how-to video on making a Sludge (scroll down) but I use peanut butter instead of almond, love peanut butter!  It's a lot better than just simply having an ice cream or cake. 
  1. 2 Scoops of protein (I use chocolate)
  2. 2 tablespoons of peanut butter
  3. Throw all that in a bowl, mix it with water (VERY LITTLE WATER) make sure it isn't watery, needs to have good consistency
  4. Mix half a cup of blueberries in 
  5. Put it in the freezer for 5-10 minutes
  6. Heavenly tasting meal (SRS)
Protein: 53g
Carbs: 18g
Fat: 19g
Calories: 438

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Fact: Females cheat on males more than males cheat on females

Both males and females find other people attractive while in a relationship, whether they're simply admiring them or thinking about them sexually.
I had a conversation with a female friend about how I knew a chick in high school and how that chick texted me about getting off to my pictures on facebook, she obviously wanted to bang me while being in a relationship, her excuse was that her relationship was edgy.  Now my friend tells me, most of her friends from university have cheated on their boyfriends but never confronted their boyfriends about this.  When a male cheats, he will most likely he will confess if he really likes her.  Besides, girls go crazy if the guy cheats, she'll do everything in her power to make sure the current female he's banging is insulted.

Moral of this cool story, every girl is a whore until proven.