So yesterday I was doing grocery shopping for my family and saw a 400g of Nutella, I hesitated to grab it but I hadn't had chocolate in ages (not even on Christmas). Bought it, rushed home, opened it, ate half of it whilst orgasming. I ate the other half as well but an hour later, I regurgitated. ಠ_ಠ
"Apparently, there was an incident, or series of incidents, in which a number of students were involved in 'kick a Jew day,' in the Vestal school," said Michael Wright, chairman of community relations for the Jewish Federation of Broome County.
Some students are facing disciplinary action, one parent said.
The parent, Gordon Gardner, said he got a telephone call this week from Mike Rotondi, assistant principal at Vestal High, who told him 37 students, including his 14-year-old son, could face suspensions because of the event.
"Kick a Ginger Day" has now apparently morphed into 'kick a Jew day," officials said. In November 2009, "kick a Jew day" at Naples Middle School in Florida made national news.
Oh high school, how I miss you and your drama causing abilities
I know you brahs want to pull in girls but some of you are socially retarded (somewhat like me), so wearing a really good cologne will definitely break the ice. Girls notice this kinda shit a lot, either some random girl will comment on it and you can go from there or you can approach someone you've been eyeing, she might get interested.
Yves Saint LaurentLa Nuit De L'Homme. My favorite cologne. I wear this at night time, and seriously every girl comments on it, even some guys, no homo. This is great for clubs as well, it has a sweet smell to it and lasts me at least 8-9 hours. I swear this has some sort of chemical that makes women wanna jump on me. A female friend of mine keeps asking what I wear so she can get it for her boyfriend, I told her if you want to bang, just say so shorday ;)
Paco Rabanne 1 Million. This cologne is getting a lot of attention lately. My friend has this, so I bought a little tester to try it out. It is sort of similar to the YSL La Nuit De L'Homme, but I wouldn't rate this higher than YSL, although it lasts MUCH longer than the YSL. It has a woody/spicy scent to it, yet very sweet. Comes in a gold bar packaging, very unique. Aparently, there's another version of the packaging which is dipped in gold, worth $57,000. Ha !
Yves Saint Laurent Body Kouros. Very unique fragrance. Very cheap, not many people know about this for some reason. I've never seen this in any stores I've been to either, so no one's going to smell like you if you have it on. It has a different kind of smell, like a vanilla/cotton candy/honey scent. Lasts around 5 hours. Don't like the bottle, the bottom is weird, tips over quite a bit. But it does smell very good, females love it as well. $30
Both males and females find other people attractive while in a relationship, whether they're simply admiring them or thinking about them sexually.
I had a conversation with a female friend about how I knew a chick in high school and how that chick texted me about getting off to my pictures on facebook, she obviously wanted to bang me while being in a relationship, her excuse was that her relationship was edgy. Now my friend tells me, most of her friends from university have cheated on their boyfriends but never confronted their boyfriends about this. When a male cheats, he will most likely he will confess if he really likes her. Besides, girls go crazy if the guy cheats, she'll do everything in her power to make sure the current female he's banging is insulted.
Moral of this cool story, every girl is a whore until proven.